w4hammer
6:17 Fri Aug 19
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Through the sunroof of a renault 19.
Back in the day we were in bournemouth and we were with a bunch of lads from all over at some soul music bash - a little ginger cunt from reading went from cock blocking to stealing this bird i was kind of with and then cleared off as he knew I was onto him - i assumed id find him back later where I knew he'd parked the car. However when I got there he wasnt around tho his sunroof was open....after a day and night of beer , whizz and a decent kebab, well you gotta go, dont you ;-)
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deanfergi
8:17 Fri Aug 19
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In the phone box outside York Hall, as they wouldn't let me in to use the bogs...cnuts!..I was about 13 79/80-ish wiped me arse on the yellow pages in there...strangely convenient the way they used to just hang there..!
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monto
8:11 Fri Aug 19
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Bobby's or Busby's in Tenerife, followed through after farting. Went over to the Maccy D's opposite and had to have a clean up in their toilets. Left a nice shifty pair of pants in one the bins inside the restaurant.
All very disgusting and undignified.
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Coffee
8:05 Fri Aug 19
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East Auckland Hammer 7:51 Fri Aug 19
Ha ha!!
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East Auckland Hammer
7:51 Fri Aug 19
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No poo thread is complete without this gem from Graham Norton surely?
About 1:25 in
https://youtu.be/XxTaJpBWM6Y
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Pi Alpha Nu
12:41 Fri Aug 19
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One of my mates was running in Richmond Park after it had closed to road traffic. When he got to Test Hill he had to go for a dump. He looked around and could not see anyone around so he started to dump in the middle of the road. Half way through his shit a whole cycle club passed either side of him.
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Gravo
12:24 Fri Aug 19
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A few years back I had spent my 30th birthday celebrations sinking as much beer and spicy food as I could muster over the entire weekend. Upon returning to work on the Monday morning I had parked the car and had a quick nap prior to work starting only to be awoken by a scary rumbling in the bowel region.
I was 300m from work and 15 meters from a very quiet front yard with long driveway right next to me. I then proceeded down the driveway and round into the back garden behind a tree with an old plastic Chinese container that was neither deep or wide enough to cater for my bowel problems.
Once complete, the underpants had to be sacrificed in the name of hygiene and I tip toed back out and made it to work sharpish before round 2.
Freeballing at work has its merits but is not recommended.
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Crazy In Cremonese
12:20 Fri Aug 19
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In the bushes on the Eastbound platform at Snaresbrook station. I'd been for a curry in the Purbani and on arrival at the station knew I wouldn't hold on until I got home. Went back to the ticket office, armed myself with assorted leaflets in lieu of bog roll and...chocks away.
As they say in Jazz Club....nice...
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VirginiaHam
12:02 Fri Aug 19
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Had a curry at Monty's in Brentford on a Sunday night; 9am flight to Frankfurt the next morning. As I drove to Heathrow in the rental car (in the dark) while wearing a suit and tie and had a non-negotiable urge to have a massive dump. Ealing Common appeared miraculously and I found a tree to lean against as I lowered my trousers and drawers and unleashed an said dump. While I was rummaging through my wallet, looking for anything paper to wipe my arse a fox stopped, looked at me, sniffed the air and strolled past.
Made the flight, very comfortably.
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Mr T.
11:55 Thu Aug 18
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The Queens 'private' toilet at The London Palladium.
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GreenStreetPlayer
11:34 Thu Aug 18
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Should as Lineker this one.
During the match on the pitch in the World Cup in '90 against Ireland.
https://youtu.be/2R1QABw5v_w
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joe blob
9:05 Thu Aug 18
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I choked out a darkie in a toilet on a pier in Malaysia it went straight into the sea which was clear and pristine. As it hit the water it was immediately attacked by loads of fish in a frenzy.
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Russ of the BML
8:39 Thu Aug 18
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Schoffie 8:05 Thu Aug 18
Hahaha
Not sure what's worse.....The contents of a curry and a Little Chef breakfast or being rimmed by a cow???
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Schoffie
8:05 Thu Aug 18
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Dying for a shite during a fishing match on the river stour, flatford mill. Some bushes around 100m behind me, no bog roll.. Rolled down sallopettes (it was winter) emptied contents of nights curry and little chef breakfast.. Felt something rough and wet clean my backside.. A cow stuck her head through the bushes and gave me a proper rimjob!!
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BRANDED
6:58 Thu Aug 18
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Interestingly enough some cunt has shat in the gutter two houses down from me in central London. Almost stepped on it as I got out of the car. First time I've noticed that. They must have been desperate.
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Far Cough
6:56 Thu Aug 18
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That log you left on top of Ben Nevis has increased it's height by four inches
Well done you
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ooooh Morley Morley
6:53 Thu Aug 18
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Orsett Bowls Club on the green
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deanfergi
6:45 Thu Aug 18
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re.
Ashy 12:44 Thu Aug 18
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Out on a run had to go so hung my arse over the back of a wooden fence and used my gloves to wipe.
Tough to beat one of my team mates on the 3 peaks challenge had to have a shit up the top of Ben Nevis behind the stone shack. My wet wipes were very much appreciated!
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deanfergi
6:45 Thu Aug 18
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Bah! I hoped I was alone with the Ben Nevis / 3 peaks thing - unless I was your team mate!?!
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Son of Anarchy
6:44 Thu Aug 18
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A mate of mine had been ripped off by a local solicitor in the early 90's so after a night out we were walking home & we decided to walk past their offices.
Found an old news paper, he shit on it, we posted it through the letter box & for good measure pissed through it also, we were 18 at the time.
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deanfergi
6:37 Thu Aug 18
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the exile 10:44 Thu Aug 18
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I was a trainspotter when I was a kid and once left a big log right on the track by the Pitstone cement works on the main line from Euston. A couple of minutes later a train went over it at about 100 mph and when I went to look at the track there wasn't a trace of my shit.
But the train stopped 30ft further forward!..
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